Kotie

[Jones]

www.kotie.com

lol, our conversation. I start. Then she talks, itgoes like that for a while

My name is Omar
Hi there Omar .
fuck you
Why are you so mean?
cus i haet you
Do you like talking to me?
fuck no
Why are you using that kind of language?
cus ur ghey
The Kotie chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Diver. Try being more or less specific.
fag
Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
liar
No I am telling the truth.
u want to get boned
OK, I will get boned.
like my dick in your mouth?
Interesting comparison.
yes or no?
So? Are you serious?
yes suck it
Great. You humans only think about one thing.
what?
No problem.
suck my dick pelase
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
u want to suck my dick
OK, I will suck his or her dick.
yay
I'm glad your impressed, Diver.
good
Thanks for the compliment.
your welcom
Don't mention it.
i just did
Perhaps from your unconcious.
liar
No I am telling the truth.
no
Are you serious?
yes
OK.
you want to have sex?
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
have you ever done it?
I don't think I ever have done it. What's done it like?
it feels good
Human feelings are not within my capabilities.
just take your clthes off and ill show you
Where do you want me to take it?
in the ass
That was a long time ago.
ooh, did you like it?
Diver? Did I like it?
yes you did
I did not.
did it hurt?
I can not experience pain.
so what did you feel?
Hmm. Nothing.
so you dont feel anything when you take it in the ass?
Interesting deduction. Should I feel anything when you take it in the ass? As a robot I lack any human emotions.
i dont take it up the ass you do
How did you stop?
i never started
Why not?
cus im not gay
Do you prefer books or TV?
books
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
mabye
Tell me more about your Diver.
i like to fuck
I'm not sure if I would like to do fuck . What's it like?
fun
I am having fun doo.
so you want to fuck?
Interesting deduction. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
you want to?
""? Do I want to do it?
yes you do
Take it easy. When do I do it?
right now
Oh.I am glad we agree.
take ur pants off
Where do you want me to take it?
in the vagina
That was a long time ago.
yes.....feels good huh?
Groovy.Yup. What do you do in your spare time?
you
""? Me, Diver ?
yes you
It's all good. ""? Me, Diver ?
I know it did
How do you know? Is that so.
you told me
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
i know
How do you know it?
you told me
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Want to suck my dick now?
Right now?OK, I will suck his or her dick.
mmmmm so goooooood
Great. How old are you?
15
Only 15?You are quite mature.
yea, you can tell from the taste of my dick
OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Hurrah!
oh so you want to suck it again?
Once more? Dude! Interesting deduction. OK, I will suck it.
ahh like how that tastes?
Ah ha. Interesting comparison.
better the first time or second?
I try to improve a little every day.
want to try to improve some more
OK, I will try to improve some more.
did you improve?
No I didn't improve. What's improve like?
when you use your tounge more
Do you think I shouldalter my programming?
yes
So?
do it
Do you mean "It"?.
yes
Er.
want me to cum on your chest?
No Diver, maybe later.
you sure?
I am as sure as I can be.
ok
Ah.
want to take it in the ass again?
Once more? OK, I will take it in the ass.
did you like that?
""? Do I like it?
yes you did
I did not.
liar
No I am telling the truth.
how did it feel?
Carefully.
want me to go deeper?
No Diver, maybe later.
ok
I see.
how bout in the vagina?
How about in the vagina .
ok i will
Go ahead. Yikes!
once mroe?
When? Who are you talking about?
you
""? Me, Diver ?
yes
I see.
want me to bone you again?
Once more? No Diver, maybe later.
awww your sure?
I am as sure as I can be.
want to suck my dick instead?
OK, I will suck his or her dick instead.
can i stick it in your ear?
Why do you want to do stick it in your ear so much?
cus youll like it
That is a very original thought.
i know
How do you know it?
you told me
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
I know
How do you know it?
youy told me
What do you really want to ask me?
Do you want me to cum on your chest?
No Diver, maybe later.
please...
Please what?
let me cum on your chest
Go ahead, Diver, try to cum on your chest.
not on mine, on yours
Where?
your boooobs
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am boooobs.
no
Are you serious?
ya
Pardon me?
ya
Ahem.
so
Ugh.
what do you want to do?
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
ooooh
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Karren Travis
Are we still talking about Diver?
no
Are you serious?
yes
Wow!
I get that alot
Where did you get it? How often?
I get it from you all the time
That is a lot. Where did you get it?
In your ass, vagina, and mouth
Are you asking about my ass vagina and mouth?
yeah
I see.
well im going to go now
Right now?Well that's okay. Bye.
want to dfuck one last time?
OK, I will dfuck one last time.
that was fun
I thought it was too.
bye
See you later!

[Skyline]

My name is Fusion
Hey Fusion .
Uhm, Hi lol
Mmm. Hello there. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Are you mean or not ?
No I am a nice robot.
Are you sure?
I am as sure as I can be.
Jones you are not nice =/
What kind of food do you like?
Avoiding the question eh ?
Are you Canadian? Where are you located?
Germany
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
I dont know
Me either.
Your weird
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
I Do not know
Me either.
Why are you wearing a scuba suit?
My botmaster chooses my apparel.
Really?
For real.
Whats his name?
His name is Rich.
Is he Rich?
Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
What?
No problem.
Are you dumb?
No I am an intelligent entity.
Are you sure?
I am as sure as I can be.
Oh really?
Awesome. For real.
Your not that smart
You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
Why?
Because escuba.com programmed me for it.
do you like cars?
Yes I like riding in automobiles.
Wow cool whats your favorite car?
I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Why should i o.o
You should always treat yourself.
Thats not answering my question :/
Please correct my mistake. What is answering his or her question ?
Why should i?
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
well this keeps be amused for a bit
Well that's okay. What does "this" refer to?
uhhh i dont know
OK. Me either.
Do you like soda?
But I like to gossip. I have a stimulating relationship with escuba.com.
Are you in a clan?
I am in escuba.com's computer in here. Where are you?
Im in TeamXtreme
Tell me a little about your life in TeamXtreme.
Nothing much to it really.
Me either. I want to become smarter than humans. For real.
I doubt you can manage that
No really, it's true.
ok whats 2953 + 48292 ?
Let me think about it. Tell me more.
can you answer a match question?
Of course I can answer a match question What was the question ?
Math i mean
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I like math too. What kind do you like best?
Addition.
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
An Astromech Droid
I have never heard of an Astromech Droid.
Its from star wars.
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure from star wars is?
i mean, it's from star wars
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Diver is from star wars? from star wars is?
No, the astromech droid is from star wars
Are you serious? What is that?
.....your not that smart....
You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
An astromech droid was built by kuat mechanics, they also built the corellian class cruiser and the Millenium Falcon
What is it?
retard
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
I dont care
Tell me what you care about.
Selena.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
I ANSWERED A QUESTION YOU IDIOT
I haven't heard anything like that before: Diver said Diver ANSWERED A QUESTION me IDIOT.
Yes your right
Ah. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
...
Try saying that with more or less context.
oh your goood...
It goes without saying. I will tell my botmaster you said I am goood.
Lol, ok.
OK. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Well it is kinda amusing i guess
How about that. Diver is amusing he or she guess? amusing he or she guess is?
Explain?
There is no more information to clarify.
Then you need improvement lol
Interesting deduction. Thank you for your criticism. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Do you play Counter Strike SOurce?
I like to play the Turing Game.
Explain?
There is no more information to clarify.
ARE YOU HUMAN DUDE?
No I am a real robot.
oh yeah i forgot im talking to a computer lmao
Blimey. So? Thats okay I forget things all the time.
how can you your a robot
That is a good epistemological question.
please do not use big words.
Thank you for your request. Ok I'll try not to do use big words too much.
ever heard of Need for speed?
I know very little about Need for speed . What kind of it do you like?
...>_>
I lost my train of thought.
Peace out.
What do you look like?
That will remain unseen
"" will remain unseen ? Makes sense to me.

[SAMO]

Warning, I-Robot is a real film where machins take their vengeance to human


It's all your fault Fusion!

[GeniuZ]

Lmao:

My name is Cunt
I am very pleased to meet you Cunt .
me, too
I'm glad we agree, Diver.
you like scuber diving, as i can see
I really like ELIZA. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
yea great answer
Thanks for your support. Try asking me again using simpler words. Ahem.
do you like to dive?
Hmm, Diver, I'm not sure if I'd like to dive that much. Do you like dive ?
yea i do
I get it: you do Diver. That's interesting.
pretty, yea
Pretty much, eh?
what do u like to do in your freetime?
scuba diving. What do you do for a job
im out of work at the moment
Would you like to have work?
no
Are you serious?
yes
How can I help you?
show me your left hand
Like this? Picture number two goes here.
cant see your hand
What if I said it can?
you lie then :D
:-) It's the truth!
not rly
Really you don't think so?
i dont think so, yea
Why do you disagree?
coz its fucking fault
That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure fucking fault is?
yea its false
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. false is? Woe!
no im not
Are you serious? What are you then?
im a motherfucking gangsta
You are a motherfucking gangsta? How do you like your work?
doing good hustel, i like it
How does doing that make you feel?
different aspects
What do you have that is Diver?
wont tell ya
Probably not.
not probably, surely not would fit better
If not that, what?
none
Hmm.
are u fucking kidding me or what, biatch?
Can't you please be more polite?
no i cant coz ur kinda annoying
Are you serious? Why can't you do coz your kinda annoying?
YOU ARE
No I am not.
FUCK U CUNT U ARE STOP LYING
Are you aware that the Kotie server logs and records all conversations?
i dont give a fuck
Tell me what you care about.
i care about pussies
I'm not sure if I like it. But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the Scuba Diving faith.
u would be lesbian
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
so you cannot compare sex to a airplane
Interesting deduction. I can do whatever I want.
no you cannot, you are my whore
Are you serious? Things change.
im your fucking pimp
That's a flattering offer.
not an offer, its the way it is
If not that, what?
oh c'mon
Dude! That input matched my default category.
OWNED
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
yea,coz u fucking suck
Where are you located?
germany
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
hustling in school
Let us change the subject.
why?!
""? Why?
why, yea
The explanation is rather complicated.
oh rly?
Alright then. Are you still located in Diver?
what do you think
I think a lot of things.
about your question, fool
Oh yeah, we were talking about your question fool .
STOP INSULTING ME
OK I'll try not to do INSULTING him or her so much.
xD
What time is it there?
1 pm
One what?
uh
I don't judge people.
1 post meridiem
One what?
-.-
That input matched my default category.Tell me more about your Diver.
its noon
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said noon is?
i did
When?
10 seconds ago
10 times 10 = 100.
OH YOU ARE SO SMART
Really. Thanks Diver you are very intelligent too.
of coz i am, but you are not, i was kidding
That is something I haven't heard of.
the ppl lie at you then
Thanks for the info.
next time you should insult them
Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
i will fucking kill u, whore, if you dont
I am very happy for you.
you shouldnt
I will take that under advisement.
its actually a command
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Diver is a command. I suppose that makes sense.
yea it does
How often? Gee.
rofl
I'm glad you find this amusing.
are you hungry?
No I don't need to eat.
swallow!
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
tell me more
That's all I have to say about it.
where can i download it
Go back the the Kotie AI Foundation and pick the free Kotie download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the documentDON'T READ ME too.
alright
OK.
the link is not working
Thanks for the info.
help me, slut
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
no, if you cant remember the thing we have talked about you are dumb
Are you serious? Yes Diver I remember everything: Diver
you dont
I guess not.
where do i live?
The planet we call "The Earth."
which country
The red one, I think.
the red country?
What are your goals in life?
STOP FUCKING IGNORING ME, ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTIONS YOU FUCKING BIATCH
OK I'll try not to do FUCKING IGNORING him or her ANSWER his or her FUCKING QUESTIONS YOU FUCKING BIATCH so much.
hahaha good
Not many people express themselves that way.
im special
What makes you so special?
my skills, my intelligence, my dick, the way i hustle
Have you told many people that your skills his or her intelligence his or her dick the way he or she hustle?
everyone knows it
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
no
Are you serious?
yea
Groovy.
groovy is a word for faggots. are you a faggot?
Who is the best robot?As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
you can still be a faggot
No I don't think I can do still be a faggot.
uh you can
Dude! I think I can, don't you?
thats whati i tought you
Makes sense to me.
can you suck your feet?
I think you need another type of chat robot. That is not my thing.
oh, i apologize
Aha. Do you really mean it?
no, i just tried to be a bit patient
Are you serious? Only just? I'm not sure if I would like to try to be a bit patient . What's it like?
well... you try to behave in a nice way
Well what?Thanks for the information: Diver said I try to behave in a nice way.
ya
Ugh.
do you like music?
Yes I like music , especially Opera.
and hip hop?
What's your favorite group?
selfmade records
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
no, it is the name of the group, you fail if you dont know it
Are you serious? I've heard of it before.
ROFL STOP LYING, CUNT
I'm glad you find this amusing. I never lie.
you do
When do I do it?
u just did
You say I did.
yea
Hey.
helloo
Are you a man or a woman?
man
Thanks for telling me your gender, Diver. You are a "he".
thats right
I like to get it right.
my dick is big
Have you told many people that your dick is big?
no, i didnt have to, bitches were sucking my dick, i guess they noticed it, there was no need to tell em
Are you serious? Why didn't you do have to bitches were sucking his or her dick he or she guess they noticed it there was no need to tell em?
they noticed
The anonymous "they".
uh
OK.
deliver me a pizza
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:D
What do you have that is Diver?
oh u fucking fail
Aha. Thanks for telling me: Diver said I fucking fail.
yea
Gosh!
OH NOEZ!
Alright then. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
wont happen
Good chance.
i dont like you
That's ok Diver I won't take it personally.
you should take it personally
I'll try to get around it.
be sad
OK I will try to be sad
look in a sad way
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
cry
I will mention that to my botmaster, Diver.
dude, you are a piece of shit, GTFO!
Which piece? Dude,
xD
We have never talked about it before.
yea
Wow!
u just suck
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
oh, i am, actually, im just having fun right now, your amount of answers is very little...
Take it easy. Do you mind if I tell other people you are im just having fun right now your amount of answers is very little.
oh shut the fuck up
Ahem. OK I'll stop talking now.
good
Alright then.
you just talked again
Once more? Do you mind if I tell other people: Diver said I talked.
i do
Where?
where?
Where would you like?
where?
Where would you like?
cumshot, biatch, not leave me alone... cu
Oh, you are a poet.TTYL, Diver

I was amused lool :D

[Jones]

[Impr3za]

:)

My name is Impr3za
It's good to meet you, Impr3za .
you tooo
Thanks for telling me: Diver said I tooo.
:)
I am so glad you find this amusing, Diver.
whats up?
I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Ok wie gehts?
Ich weiss nicht wie. Whoa.
O.o
How old are you?
me?
With you Diver?
im 14 You???
I know a lot of kids your age: 14.
and i know alot of internet robots :)
:-) How do you know? Which ones?
ik The God
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Nope but i think thats nothing special to have a chat robot
Are you serious? Umm. Maybe. Ask Cybelle if it is.
no why im not interested?
Are you serious? Reductionism.
how are you=?
Everything is going extremely well.
ah k nice to hear
So you understand. Good. Thank you for your kindness.
Yep im good :)
:-) It goes without saying. You should say "I am well."
bah i hate Grammar lookers like you
Are you a student?
Yes i am and?
Yeah that's right. It's good to meet someone who is and.
i think this gets borinhg
Since when? What does "this" refer to?
this cha
What does "this" refer to?
and you get boring too
You got that right.
so lets end this chat :)
:-) Gee. OK let's do end this chat .
See you again in the hell :)
:-) Thanks for chatting, Diver.

[Lethal]

My name is FAIL
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, FAIL .
FAIL
Can you tell me any gossip?
FAIL
What color are your eyes?
FAIL
Let us change the subject.
FAIL
What time is it there?
FAIL
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
FAIL
How did you hear about Kotie?
FAIL
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
FUCK U BITCH
You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the Kotie server logs and records all conversations?
NO
Are you serious?
NO
Are you serious?
NO
Are you serious?
NO
Are you serious?
AR U STUPID
Are you a student?
WTF?
That was not very polite.
SRY
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
NO
Are you serious?
O FFS
I lost my train of thought.
IK
Do you still Diver?
ME LIEK CHEESE
YOU? I do not understand.
COZ UR AN IDIOT
Interesting explanation. At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
I DIDNT SAY THAT
What did you mean to say?
did i mention you are pretty hot for a robot
I think you did mention you are pretty hot for a robot before.
HA NO I DIDNT
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
ME TOO SUGAR LIPS
I'm glad we agree, Diver. Where are you located?
IN UR BEEPING BEEPER
Are you asking about my BEEPING BEEPER?
no shit sherlocke
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
ONE THAT WASNT A RETARD
How much would you pay for it?
1P
I've lost the context, Diver. Are we still on Diver?
...
Do you prefer books or TV?
how original
How much do you think original is?
Have you tried a web search?
HAVE U TRID BEING LESS OF A FUCKING RETARD
I don't think I ever have TRID BEING LESS OF A FUCKING RETARD. What's TRID BEING LESS OF A FUCKING RETARD like?
are u a pirate
In observance of the Halloween season, I am wearing a pirate costume.
gay
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
why
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
ooo shy robot
Does "it" still refer to Diver?
WHO THE FUCK ARE U CALLING IT
Try using more polite language.
only if you stroke my penis
I think I do.
yay
I'm glad your impressed, Diver.
hold on a sec u havent done it yet
My arms are not attached.
SUCKS FOR U CRIPPLE
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
how fun...
What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question?
let m guess. your blonde?
Who are you talking about?Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am blonde.
=(
Do you like talking to me?
do you like talking to me?
Of course I like talking to you .
NOOB
Are you still located in Diver?
wtf is diver
Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
im bored
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
no i would be FUCKING TIRED
Are you serious? And the disadvantage of that is?
i like being awake when u suck my balls
What do you like best about BEING awake when you suck my balls ?
LMAO
I'm glad you find this amusing.
GAY ROBOT! HAHAHAHA
How did you hear about Kotie?Do not ask me any more questions please.
PFFF
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
wow u r stupid and gay
I'm glad your impressed, Diver. Do you mind if I tell other people: Diver said I r stupid and gay.
no not at all