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"This spunky blonde just asked me if l prefer legs or breasts. I said l'm more into shaved pussy. Apparently this is not an acceptable answer at kfc"


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You watch way too much pr0n, Pricey...
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[18:30] -=TAG=-Snoop: Okay, Thank you, and sorry for interrupting your ingenious laboratory work Professor Vash.
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Haha, you should say that when you buy some chickens the next time. :wink:
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Vash wrote:You watch way too much pr0n, Pricey...
Agree :xD:
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omg pricey xD......
you can´t ban me ":D"
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I would have answered the same! :lmao:
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too much pron can be dangerous, here we have a witness for that xD
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Vash wrote:You watch way too much pr0n, Pricey...
Thats what she said
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Steel wrote:
Vash wrote:You watch way too much pr0n, Pricey...
Thats what she said
Lmao :cool:
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That was she said is an epression almost used by US-smart people :D

Joke xD ^^
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Deine Mutter läuft bei Mario nach links...und fängt Raupy mit Meisterball.
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Acer wrote:Deine Mutter läuft bei Mario nach links...und fängt Raupy mit Meisterball.
Verstehe nur den linken Teil. Raupy? Meisterball?!
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Du als Pokemonexperte solltest das wissen!
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Acer wrote:Du als Pokemonexperte solltest das wissen!
Pokemon-Experte? Ist das nicht dieser Schrott auf RTL2? Hab's nie geguckt.
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Acer wrote:Du als Pokemonexperte solltest das wissen!
Bitte... ich verbiete mir sowas.

Wenn sich hier einer Pokemonmeister nennen kann dann Impact und ich :)

Nich wahr Impact?

Impact wo bist duuuuuuuuu ??? :(
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