You should know Chuck Norris facts, here are Samo's facts. =D
1 - Samo is cool
2 - Samo fail more than Lethal
3 - Samo watched DBZ completely 7 times in 7 years
4 - Samo joined TX 3 times
5 - When the Samo's comp is laggy, Samo can see over the walls
6 - Chuck Norris is the Samo's dad
7 - Samo > Danny
8 - Samo is hetero and gay at the same time
9 - Samo is ALMOST 18 :P
10 - There are 54896438646848303841970 points difference between Samo and Pacio
11 - Samo never saw any S.A.W (haha^^)
12 - Samo pwn u
13 - Samo is the Division General of the Fail Section
14 - Samo doesn't speak german
15 - Samo can beat GeniuZ in a longest penis fight
16 - Samo got 96 invitations on Face Book
17 - Samo beat US players on US servers with 180 ping
18 - In his first MSN account, Samo had more RepCom friends than IRL friends

20 - I mess the "19"
21 - Samo got a good PC in 8 days and you not!
22 - Samo is the coolest of the world
23 - Samo is god
24 - God is Samo
25 - Samo is french
26 - Samo is the Chuck Norris's son
27 - Samo can listen the same song for 12 hours
28 - Acer est chancelier mais Samo est président (héhé^^)
29 - Samo said "GAYY" to arramus
30 - Samo played Cabal 7 months and get a Warrior Lv. 147
31 - Samo got more than 800 friends on Xfire
32 - The Samo's girlfriend left him after he fucked her
33 - Samo is never ill, ill is Samo
34 - Samo saw Slipknot in live
35 - Samo was a Linkin park fan
36 - Samo can watch TV, playing computer and reading a book at the same time
37 - Samo love Spongebob
38 - Almost is PATRICK
39 - The Samo's name is a transformers "Samo, Sumo, SamoMaso, Shamo, Sumohtui"
41 - You rode everything and you hope for more
42 - but no
=D