The Kappa Story - Chapter One

[TheSold3y]

This Story is written by The Kappa members! Have Fun!

Once upon a time there was a guy who was calle Jason Perm. He was a thirteen year old kid and liked to fuck his mom bu he still loves her and he went into the kitchen. There he wanted something to eat but there was no food at all. Because he has no food he went to the supermarket to buy a super duper mega xtreme chicken mac nugget. He pays for the food and leaves the supermarket and went to one of his friends. His friend showed him a dirty porn film and he noticed that it was gay porn when he saw "Starring: Teun Hedriksson (Hasero)" on the display. He though "Wtf?!". That was the worst scene he had ever seen in his life so ran outside while crying and everybody heard him. Than he started to run like he had never done before in his life. He met a stinky cow. Than he looked at the cow and noticed that the cow was hurt by some bullets. Jason took out his knive and tryed to get out the bulletes which has hurt the cow. The cow was shot by a flying banana man called Lethal. Lethal helped Jason and flew away. Then Jason went to a park near by a dark and really scary house. This house was very big and erveryone could see it. Than he went in and died. but some days later the house began to BURN.. (Numb: "Wtf, our main charakter died?" - Almost: "Yes but he has a son!") His son was called Jason too. So Jason went to this house again with a fire preotected armor and searched for some cookies. Later He went in a supermarket and bought some cookies and he Ate the cookies at his Grandma's house. Then the telephone rang it was 0 o'clock . It was the devil... He said...I'll send teh GONGER to kill u muahahhaa.. (gonger is a charakter from a film well the film is called gonger ). "Wtf, the Gonger?", Jason said and went out. He felt scary. Then he saw something big in front of him. It was a huge jigsaw doll with a big saw in his right hand. It sorted out some of his friends were trying to scare him. Then Jason saw the gonger again and he shouted at him. "I am the GONGEEEER" Jason answered directly "Get the fuck out of here!" The Gonger shutted up. "uhm sorry i din´t know that this is your house. err i´m sorry " Then the Gonger left Building. Jason took a m4 and killed the jigsaw doll then a evil fish came And took Jason to the Atlantic city. He was placed in a room with a girl So Jason and The Girl who was called Meggie talked together. Meggie aird "Hey whats up wanna fuck?" Than Jason answered "Mhm, err, idk if i´m ready for this." - "Ah c´mon this is just a nice fuck "
-" Mhm okay" Then they began to put out the clothes, But then they were suddenly interrupted by the chief of the Atlantic city.

to be continued...

[iStarZy]

Lol, Random much?

[Ridley]

[Elegost]

Ich bin Low.

[Lethal]

rofl

[Matzey]

Good Job, Soldey. :D

[Hasero]

Haha nicee, it really made my laugh when i saw my name haha!

Can we do a scene for the Porn? I would like to volunteer for that job!

[Numb]

Haha nicee, it really made my laugh when i saw my name haha!

My idea.

Anyways, awesome story.

[GeniuZ]

kapa sucks.

[Almy]

kapa sucks.

ye kappa is much better =)

[GeniuZ]

kapa sucks.

ye kappa is much better =)

well no. kapa sucks, but kappa sucks even more

[Matzey]

kapa sucks.

Ah he learned, that the word is Kappa. But he didn't learn that Kappa is only a pro squad.

Back?

[Pacio]

Well is nice to see that someone has no hobbies there :P

[Numb]

We wrote one and one sentence, for those who are wondering.