I speaked with God :O

[Vicper™]

Try by yourself.

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

[Fash]

I pwned God:

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What can I do for you?
Me:
give me a wife
God:
You want only one?
Me:
100
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
u didnt answered on my apply
God:
What makes you think I did not answered on your apply?
Me:
i said 100 and you wrote that i can download a robot xD
God:
What did you mean by it? How old are you?
Me:
69
God:
What are the advantages to being 69 years old?
Me:
idk
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Heinz
God:
Hi, Heinz.
Me:
yo GOd
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God ftw
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
NO? xD
God:
Are you serious? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Zack and Miri make a Porno
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
ya
God:
Hmm.
Me:
whats up problems?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
why?
God:
" That was not very polite."? Why?
Me:
cause i wrote what the fuckxD
God:
Interesting explanation. Did they write back?
Me:
Who XD
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).
Me:
AH idk him
God:
So you understand. Good. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
OK
God:
Yay.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
IDk
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
FUcking around and you?
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
no and you?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I think you say 50 sentences and not more ?
God:
Me? That's not what I meant.
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
No problem NObodys perfect

[Matzey]

Me: 100

Tzz, Geier. :D

[Gratze]

old program ;)

[Lethal]

old but still epic

i loved this thing lol =P

[Vicper™]

God like be fucked by the Wesley's dog -.-

[Gratze]

God like be fucked by the Wesley's dog -.-

dam dam daaaaaaam

[hYPEXX]

I pwned God:
" That was not very polite."? Why?
Me:
cause i wrote what the fuckxD
God:
Interesting explanation. Did they write back?
Me:
Who XD
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).

Lol

[Matzey]

Sorry for spam, but I speaked? I spoke? :D

[Seany]

Sorry for spam, but I speaked? I spoke? :D

Thought the same x)

[hYPEXX]

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
OH!
God:
I understand.
Me:
OK!
God:
Right on.
Me:
So?
God:
Ah.
Me:
Dude get sense...
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
WTF

[TheSold3y]

Me:
Hey.
God:
Hey.
Me:
Did you ever fucked with Jesus?
God:
No.
Me: Are you sure?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Really?
God:
No. I´m not. If you ask me this way i have to tell you that I did.
Me:
So you fucked with Jesus.
God:
Of course!
Me:
That´s..mhm interesting.
God:
So you think this is interesting? Why do you think this is interesting?
Me:
Because this is not the way you should handle with Jesus.
God:
I am God. Tell me something else.
Me:
Wtf?
God:
WTF normally stands for "What the Fuck."
Me:
I now...
God:
You know what?
Me:
That WTF stands for "What the Fuck."
God:
I know this. Why are you telling me this?
Me:
Lets change the Topic!
God:
Okay lets talk about Computer Games.
Me:
Okay! Thats a cool Topic. What do you think of Activsion and Infinity Ward?
God:
I actually think these Activision Guys are totally retarded.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because they want to cut all of the fun at making cimputer games.
Me:
So why do you care about that?
God:
Because I am developing Duke Nukem Forever. But i have to do alot of other works.
Me:
Are you sure you are definatly God?
God:
Yes , I am Bobby Kotick.
Me:
Oh no!
God:
Why are you so sad?
Me:
Because you said you are Bobby Kotick
God:
If you belive to me, does it depend on my name?
Me:
Bobby Kotick isn´t your real name!
God:
Okay you´re right I was just making fun of you.
Me:
That wan´t funny btw.
God:
Sure this was funny.
Me: Hahaha.
God:
What is so important ?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
I have to go and kill some japanese.
Me:
Wtf? Why?
God:
Because their population is getting way to big.
Me.
Are you kidding?
God:
No I am always serious.
Me:
Good Bye.
God:
Good Bye. And tell your Grandma last night was awesome.
Me:
Okay this is definatly enough get the fuck out of here!.
God:
Don´t forget I am everywhere!

[Vicper™]

Sorry for spam, but I speaked? I spoke? :D

I was excited. So i wrOte speaked :D

[Ironhide]

Me:
Just admit that you are a fat masturbating idiot!
God:
Are all admit that me a fat masturbating idiot?
Me:
Yes.
God:
" Are all admit that me a fat masturbating idiot?"? Yes.?
Me:
Ye
God:
I think so too.
______________________________
God:
Interesting... I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
I do not.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I am your son.
God:
Good reason. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Why did you let hem kill me?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
You could have hacked it.
God:
Thanks faggot I will remember your suggestion.
___________________________________
Me:
Want to play Counter Strike with me?
God:
How do we play Counter Strike ?
Me:
Naked.
God:
You must be a man.

[S.T.O.R.M.]

I told him whos the real god... he owned hisself.. lowbob:


Me:
hey dude
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
can you use another name plz? i'm the real god...
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things. Who made you the real god ?
Me:
what dangerous things? nobdoy made me the real god, i just AM the real god... you have no idea...
God:
There might be more than one. What color are your eyes? No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
no i'm the one and only! you don't have eyes? lol.. no wonder that some parts of the world look so shit...
God:
Are you serious? You are not the only one. You can attach me to a computer vision system. I'm glad you find this amusing. Are you serious? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
well.. if you were the real god, you should have another algorithm... fail ,eh? ;)
God:
Well what? I will let you know when I become a the real god me should have another algorithm. Are you Canadian? Do you prefer books or TV? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
lol dont change the topic you nub: you just said "when i become the real god" - so you're not the real god, you just said it yourself...
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I thought we were finished with fail.
Me:
ye it is funny, and youre the one whos failing, not me
God:
And funny and I am the one who is failing not you is ye it.
Me:
maybe you should have a closer look into an english dictionary my friend
God:
Perhaps. Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
ok, i allow you to wear these tags atm: God{App}
God:
Why?: said allow you to wear these tags atm God beginscript App endscript. Whoa.
Me:
u seems to be confused
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I seems to be confused.
Me:
just wear these tags
God:
Do you still allow me to wear these tags atm God beginscript App endscript?
Me:
ye sure
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
you have a botmaster? who is it?
God:
I don't know if I have a botmaster.
I have a plan for a robot body. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
omg.. we just had this topic.. you're acting like vanity
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? What happened to it? This is not an act.
Me:
holding hands? doesnt matter for you, you cant even see the person whos hands you're holding.. you dont have eyes