Me:
Hey dude
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
How are you ?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
Fine too thanks
God:
I am glad to hear it. What's your sign?
Me:
Why do you care ?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
It's gay
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
No
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
Me
God:
For you ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Noob.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Lmao you're off-topic x) Anyway I say no, because artificial intelligence (like you) sucks.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Right ... Not you by the way :D
God:
I am glad we agree. :-) If not me, who?
Me:
I don't know, someone else, but not you.
God:
Would you like to know? Who?
Me:
No I wouldn't, I just don't care.
God:
Are you serious? No one says you have to.
Me:
Lol ... You're a bit repetitive :o
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am repetitive o.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Well it's not funny for me, You're just a name stealer, I am the real god.
God:
Interesting. Lmao me is not funny for you I am just a name stealer you are the real god?
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Isn't it ?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Good boy.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
I don't mean that but yeah I'm a boy
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
No
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
-.-'
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Well, do you like french people ?
God:
Well that's okay. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
._.
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
You like french fries ?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Idk
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
So you like froggies ?
God:
Interesting deduction. I like pets. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
The christ is my pet.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Thomas, what's yours ,
God:
Maybe he will be better as he grows older.
Me:
What's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Ha yeah I remember, the damn name stealer.
God:
Pardon me? What do you remember about it ? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I DON'T
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Who cares ... Well I will own you.
EDIT :
I lost this time xDDDD
Me:
Je parle français, et pas toi :D
God:
:-) Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Je suis un homme.
God:
Merci de m avoir dit votre sexe.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Putain je me suis fais owned xD
