The Story of the Great Rings

[Shape]

THE STORY OF THE GREAT RINGS

It began with the forging of the Great Rings.
Three were given to the noobs, the biggest idiots ever, but easy to break.
Seven were given to the retarded players: The title describes them perfectly.
And nine... nine rings were gifted to the race of PROS, who, above all else, desire even more skill and power.
For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each match.
...
But they were all of them deceived.
For another ring was made.
In the land of Ice in the cold water...
the Dark Lord Penguin forged in secret a Master Ring...
to controll all others.
And into this Ring he poured his trolling and madness, his jellyness...
and his ability to dominate all the other races.
One Ring to rule them all...
One by one the different races fell to the power of this Ring of Trolling.

And only Lord Penguin was secretly laughing in his tower of ice and snow. Actually he was WINNING!

by Shape

[SAMO]

Here's the ring: