Funny Deaths ;)

[Decadef]

I think, this could be fun for all of us:

Just discribe your most funny/humiliating deaths in BF3 :D

I'll start:

I was playing Gulf of Oman (Conquest Large) as US and wanted to fly with the Transport-Copter to Flag A. I made it throught the enemy Jets and Helis undetected (to me a miricle :D) and over A i jumped out, so the pilot-less heli went down. And just in the Second, when my feet touched the ground, the heli went down on an AT mine and the explosion killed me

I'm sorry, that i didn't captured this, cause this would be a real funny vid :D.

[Penguin]

:D

My most annoying death was when I jumped into a jeep drove about 5 foot and some idiot on my team blew it up with the C4 he planted on it.

Not winning :>

[Skcorn]

Nice thread, I was playing Damavand Peak (my horror map) I was dodging somwhere in the tunnel in front of a container, aside a wall, when one of our tanks drove backwards right in my direction. The tank made me stuck inbetween these three, tank, wall, container. It did not kill me, I even couldn`t stand up, just could turn. then I saw an enemy coming with a smaw, he killed the tank and the explosion killed me xD.

[DC-17]

Nice topic (and LOL at your stories).

I cannot remember any "awesome" funny death I had but here is one of my fail. As you might know (or actually not), I mainly play with jets. Here we go:


Caspian border. I was in the russian jet, I was on my way to get my best kill streak, had already destroyed 3-4 other machines. I decided to steal one of the two F/A 18's on the ground, so I jumped out as I flew above them, put the parachute, and of course, as you know, the countdown begun.

I reached the F18, tried to get into it, and couldn't. Of course the first reflex is to spam your key because you don't understand why it doesn't work and you see the countdown running. Then I saw an enemy player write "hahaha owned" in the chat box: he had taken it. When I realised what had happened and realised I could take the other jet, countdown reached 0, and I died.

[Decadef]

Lol, guys, im sure, this thread will be very funny :D.

Not as bad as my first story, but i had the "LOL-WUT?"-effect :D


I was playing Gulf of Oman (again :D) and tryed to take D (large conquest). I had some teammates arround me an lied behind some sandbags. after we catched the flag, i got up and sudenlly looked in to the canon of a T-90. And that was the last i've seen in this live :D

[DC-17]

Lol nice one.

[MonSteR]

Damavand Peak. You have to jump down for destroying the bombs.
I jumped down, done a 720, flew and flew and flew, and before I got to the ground I crashed on the hill and I died. My Killstreak with 20 was finished. I cried, u know -.-

[Skcorn]

You jumped and directly pulled the rope ???.... xD

[Samu1411]

I played caspian border, had 3 combat efficiency ribbins allready, before entering my M1 ambrams I placed some C4 on an other tank, which spawned at E, did some more kills, then I got disabled by a jet, he flew to low, the pilot jumped out, I killed him with canister shell, entered his F/18, and lifted it (didnt know how i did this :P), usually im a badass in flying jets but I was pretty good. I saw the T-90 with my C4 at C, flied to the tank, shot some rockets, blew up my C4, killed him and I was still alive, it was a wonderfull killstreak, but then I wanted to change my graphic settings (dont ask me why) and after closing the menu, the only thing I saw was a big field of grass.

[Decadef]

Lol, you did a lot things without knowing why :D

[Samu1411]

Yeah I do this often xD but the worst fact is, that my buddy Henrik ([Tx]Fettspeck) was sitting next to me and laughed his ass off :D and while laughing he did this: