Short Stories

[Tim]

Hey Guys! =)

Ziku and me had an idea.
Everyone writes a short funny story (let's say funny for teens like most of us are) he/she thought of.
So we created an example =]


Ziku:I has cookies
Tim: I can has too?
Ziku: NO! *Pushes Tim over the hill*
Tim: OUCH! Why did you do that for?
Ziku: Course! Course... YEAH!
Tim:Hmmm, I found Orange Juice!
Ziku: My cookies are better!
Tim:Noes!
Ziku: Yoes!
Tim: Let's swap so we can try each other's out!
Ziku: *drinks Tim's Orange Juice* Ugh! what's that?!
Tim: It's my Urine!
Ziku: Hmph, Dosen't taste so bad now that I think about it...
Tim: I can taste you cookie now?
Ziku: NOES! *Pushes Tim over another hill*
Tim: You're mean! I'm gonna tell mommy!
Ziku: NO NO! DON'T! Here, taste my cookie
Tim: Mmm... Jummy *Throws the rest in Ziku's eyes*
Ziku: That hurt! You're mean to!
Tim: I'm sorry, friends?
Ziku: NO!
Tim: Please?
Ziku: NO!!
Tim: Please?!!!!
Ziku: Fine....
Tim: HOOOOORAY!!!! Let's go home and watch television!
Ziku: Alright!
Tim: Hmph... This program sucks... I never seen this channel before.. *Swaps channel*
*Ohhh ya! Give it to me! OH YAAAAA!*
Ziku: Dude, what the hell is mom doing?

The end.

be creative.

[Lethal]

lmao

[Ziku]

Tim:I'm listening to musix!
Ziku: Let me listen, too
Tim: Noes! *turns the music louder*
Ziku: You're mean to me!
Tim: So? I can't hear you! *sings*
Ziku: F off
Tim: LALALALLALA
Ziku: Takes out a shotgun and shoots down the lamp
Tim: WHAT THE FUNK ARE YOU DOING?!
*Music plays, ZIKU! OF THE FUNK!"
Ziku: Lemme hear your musix!
Tim: still can't hear you *lalala*
Ziku: *takes one ear-phone and listens to the musix*. Thats great!
Tim: It's the song "the internet if for porn"
Ziku: AAAAHHH! the internet is for anime!
Tim: No... you anime addict!
Ziku: Shut up you porn addict
Tim: Well you're a... a.... a... Bye bye gotta go
Ziku: Hmph... Whata pussy...
Tim: *sits down in a corner and sings loudly "THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN"
Ziku: *tries to sing louder "The internet is for anime" but her voice is too quiet*
Tim: THE INTERNET IF FOR PORN!!!
Ziku: *gets a cookie and eats it slightly in front of Tim's eyes*
Tim: Hmph! Now i has to much water in my mouth to sing
Ziku: Hmph... I KNOW!
Tim: What?
Ziku: You can watch hentai!
Tim: Whats that?
Ziku: ANIME PORN!
Tim &Ziku together: let's wtach hentai!
Ziku; YAY!
Tim: YAY!
*ziku and tim turn on the pc watch hentai and have fun*
*Ziku shows a site*
Tim: IS THAT PORN?! I thought porn was cute kitties sleeping!
Ziku: NOOBO!


Made by Tim and Ziku

[Lethal]

normal convo

]-TX-[Frieza: :O
]-TX-[Frieza: I was dead
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: me too
]-TX-[Frieza: So i noticed
]-TX-[Frieza: though i was in heaven and you were in hell
]-TX-[Frieza: Did you meet blackstar and Vash down there?
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: wtf happened to blackstar?
]-TX-[Frieza: He got so pwned by me so he commited suicide
]-TX-[Frieza: too bad...
]-TX-[Frieza: He could have gotten somewere
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: shame.....
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: well happens to everyone at some point
]-TX-[Frieza: Yeah, when they battle me it always does
]-TX-[Frieza: Just like with Vash and Storm
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: yeh
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: they suck too much i guess
]-TX-[Frieza: yup
]-TX-[Frieza: Though i wonder what Vash looks like
]-TX-[Frieza: You ever seen a picture of him?
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: nope
]-TX-[Frieza: Really?
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: never
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: hes gay though so maybe hes hiding
]-TX-[Frieza: hmm maybe
]-TX-[Frieza: What about you?
]-TX-[Frieza: What do you look like?
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: i would tell you but you would probably come looking for me so its ok u can just guess
]-TX-[Frieza: Hmm
]-TX-[Frieza: Im guessing, you look like a rat's ass?
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: hmmm you have a crap imaginination dont you?
]-TX-[Frieza: So that is a " no " ?
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: yep
]-TX-[Frieza: Ah too bad
]-TX-[Frieza: Guess what i look like then
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: shit?
]-TX-[Frieza: Nah but close
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: damn i thought i had it
]-TX-[Frieza: Yeah just like you say in RC when i kill you
]-TX-[•Lethal™{OmLGen}: nah u kill my slave that plays for me wen i cant be arsed to
]-TX-[Frieza: xD well maybe i like slaves
]-TX-[Frieza: Im for slaves you know
]-TX-[Frieza: Egypt ftw!!!