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I am really pissed because it is 2:00 am and I am like the only one alive on earth. I have nothing to do, and the only guy talking to me is HBC Six who's american ( :fuuu: )


So I think I am going to write a topic to present myself. Just to do something.
Hi! How are you? I am fine thanks.
Well, you probably all know me, I am Samo! My real name is Thomas Masson and I am 19 years old. Beside the fact I am french I am hetero sexual, Penguin or Ironhide probably tried to convince all of you saying the opposite but we all know I am like the hottest guy from the RC community (just joking, nobody can be as sexy as Judge)

Now it is 2:09 am. Yeah, I needed 9 minuts to write this and go to the toilet.

Well I am going to disappoint you but I was born in the north of Italy the 12 august 1992. Fuck yeah. I was not born in France, would be so gay.
Well I studied 17 years in my life because in the two first years of my life I had to learn how to walk, talk approximately correctly (french) and how to piss without painting the wall of my house.
I did a brilliant career in school (especially the last 3 years) I jumped a year in school because I was too good for the class.
I worked very hard to pass my years and my exams successfuly so I decided to take a 'one year beak' to relax. I relax as a civil-rights student in the University of Nancy 2 in Nancy (thx capt. obv.)
I have no idea of what I will do next year in school but I am sure I will do something.

it's now 2:17 am and Six went offline:
<Cet utilisateur est désormais hors ligne>
<Cet utilisateur est à présent en ligne>
<Cet utilisateur est désormais hors ligne>
He was shy to log out, like 'Yes I log out' then 'Hm no, let's log on again to be sure I didn't forget something' then 'Okay it's good good night my lovely world of nerds'

About myself, I am a very funny guy. I am cool with like all the people I meet (when they are not too dumb) but I am lunatic. I don't know the translation but it means I can change of behavior at every moments. I am also shy with girls but it's just a face to make them think I am cute. The only fear I have is too high height. I hate when I am on the top of a building because I have like the envy to jump ... Yeah this is dumb but I am like this.

Yeah. It's now 2:24 am and Ironhide showed me a gay screen on xfire where he fakes me and wins a match. In that screen I fake him in the opponent team and I loose the match. So he realises he shouldn't have faked me.
Here's the convo:
Ironhide: http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/121578507-3.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Ironhide: should have used my name there
Ironhide: not yours
Ironhide: xD
Too bad seriously.

So, I don't believe in god, I think this is too mean ... Like, would you believe someone you never saw or never had a discussion with ? Or a proof he really exists ? I don't. Well I know we could talk about this longly but the only thing I believe in is the fate. Yeah, I believe things happen for a special reason. I also do not believe in Chuck Norris, because if Chuck Norris was that good, or was like all the rumors say, he would slap my face on the keybozkuarkazerkazlmzoej:;ret;!ymeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Right now it is 2:29 am and Ironhide keeps talking to me, since I don't answer him he changed his name into "Samo est pede" wich means in french "Samo is gay"
Samo est pede: like my name?
]-TX-[»BUMBANDIT?!: :<
]-TX-[»BUMBANDIT?!: no
Samo est pede: :D
Fuck this guy, he is happy.

In life I enjoy parties. Drinking alcohol, smoking weed, having sex with girls, meeting new girls and friends, going outside for my friends, my family, etc etc.
I also love little cats, they are so cute :hurr:
I enjoy simple things like reading, painting, drawing or sleeping. I am a nerd since the age of 11, means I also like playing computer and spending time on it.
I play Repcom since september 2006 and I can see myself as a pro, eventhough I got owned 13-0 by a random beginner called 'Penguin' in 1v1 when he used my own uberpwning tactic ... I was so mad I uninstalled the game and bought it twice. (Penguin should understand :troll: )

It is 2:34 am now and I didn't realized that TV was on the porn chain. Cool.

It is 2:45, after fap. (lol jk)

I did a lot of sports when I was younger. Like Rugby, Football or 'Soccer' tennis table, Handball, and 6 years of Baseball. This is not bad but not nice, I could be a very good player if I wouldn't have stop. I had to stop to go to the boarding of my school because I lived far away of my school.

It is 2:39 am and I start to be tired, thanks TeamXtreme.

Well Ironhide is still talking to me about Basketball. Cool story bro.
I havn't got a very very good english but I belive I am not that bad since I am French and frenchies are usually not good at it. So I am really sorry if I did some mistakes but I am here to improve! That's why i asked Aphex to correct me when I fail.
Lol wtf@the girl going nude in the sea while the other one is playing with a ball in the swimming pool. Dumb porn chain! They could be lesbian...

It is 2:42 am now and ... No, 2:43, sorry men. I am tired.

I guess it's time to go to bed. I was listening to the same song for the whole time I was writting this. ('Love' from the band 'Strapping Young Lad')
Hoù I got 3 notifications on Facebook. Damn, that bitch likes my photos.
So if you rode this I am very happy to share my loneliness with you and I will probably do so again.
]-TX-[»BUMBANDIT?!: Goodbye !
Ironhide: good night
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Ho and btw:
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Yer i read this.
If your on late again with only six talking to you message me then we can be forever alone together.
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sexiest guy in rc community....stopped reading

im the best lookin ask hasero
you can´t ban me ":D"
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Most BS you read all day^
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you just give them information :lmao:
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A lot of the information is lies though.

For example the many references to him liking Women, which is clearly just false.
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ur so cute samo <3
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Penguin wrote:A lot of the information is lies though.

For example the many references to him liking Women, which is clearly just false.
yeah figured because he emphasied it alot. normal straight guys wouldnt even think of mentioning there sexuality :rofl:
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Hi.
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you guys are so mad
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Yay it is 6h am.
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Best topic ever. :eek:
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Enjoyed reading :)
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