Chuck Norris' Top 10 Facts

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Chuck Norris' Top 10 Facts

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Imagine you're not dead already and people make such jokes about you. Just great...
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Vash wrote:Imagine you're not dead already and people make such jokes about you. Just great...
You do know that it's Chuck Norris in the video reading the facts, right? In my opinion he does not seem to be that unhappy about it. Why should he? It's making him famous and I do not even want to know how much money he gets that way... For example reading the "facts" in public or by other products, as this book: "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human"
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You completely missunderstood me! I meant it like it's awesome if people make jokes like "you're the uber man" about you and treat you like a God when you're still alive!
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Vash wrote:You completely missunderstood me! I meant it like it's awesome if people make jokes like "you're the uber man" about you and treat you like a God when you're still alive!
Your first post seemed to be ironic. :)
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apparently hes in the lineup for expendables 2

so i guess these jokes had a hand in that sorta
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

nice vid Zar.
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