i heard you got robbed last night...
the robber said to you all " suck my cock or i´ll tkae your computers and laptops"
... i see you all have your computers and laptops..
...YOU GAYS
- Courtesy of my Dad xD
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i heard you got robbed last night...
the robber said to you all " suck my cock or i´ll tkae your computers and laptops"
... i see you all have your computers and laptops..
...YOU GAYS
- Courtesy of my Dad xD
i heard you got robbed last night...
the robber said to you all " suck my cock or i´ll tkae your computers and laptops"
... i see you all have your computers and laptops..
...YOU GAYS
- Courtesy of my Dad xD
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something i didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because i didn't do my homework.
Mom: What did you do today at schoo?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But i thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That's right....
Wars do not determine who is right...
They determine who is left.
Why was the math book sad?
because it had problems!!!!!!!
God invented whisky...
To keep the irish from taking over the world
why are elephants large, grey, rough and hairy?
because if they were small, white, round and smooth, they'd be an Asprin!!!
Visiting the psych ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a patient.
"Well," the director said, "we fill a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the tub."
"I get it," the visitor said, "A normal person would use the bucket because it's the biggest."
"No," The director said. "A normal person would pull the plug"
I was sitting in a cafeteria recently, next to a woman who was engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
a Fsh
Did you hear about the man who ran over himself?
Well, you see. He was standing at the bus stop, and he asked a boy to run across the street to get him some gum. The boy refused, so the man ran over himself.
The following statement is true.
The privious statement is false.
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because i didn't do my homework.
Mom: What did you do today at schoo?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But i thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That's right....
Wars do not determine who is right...
They determine who is left.
Why was the math book sad?
because it had problems!!!!!!!
God invented whisky...
To keep the irish from taking over the world
why are elephants large, grey, rough and hairy?
because if they were small, white, round and smooth, they'd be an Asprin!!!
Visiting the psych ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a patient.
"Well," the director said, "we fill a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the tub."
"I get it," the visitor said, "A normal person would use the bucket because it's the biggest."
"No," The director said. "A normal person would pull the plug"
I was sitting in a cafeteria recently, next to a woman who was engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
a Fsh
Did you hear about the man who ran over himself?
Well, you see. He was standing at the bus stop, and he asked a boy to run across the street to get him some gum. The boy refused, so the man ran over himself.
The following statement is true.
The privious statement is false.
"And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night"
"I'm the best... Always was"
