Chuck Norris jokes

[Raptor]

Since Chuck Norris is awesome here are some facts:

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.


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[Swippy]

Chuck Norris 4 eva xDDD
I know a lot of jokes, but only in german

[Bountyhunter]

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.


LOL. Chuck Norris ftw!

[PøMmÊs]

Chuck Norris house got now doors, only walls he goes throught.

[Raptor]

Love these jokes

# If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

# In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

# Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

# Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

[Bountyhunter]

CHUCK NORRIS CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR!

[Raptor]

Hahahha
oh this one's pretty cool:
Chuck Norris, reading Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris

[fireman2]

I GOT ONE CUZ I OWN!
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When chuck norris falls in water chuck norris doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris!

[ninja]

I GOT ONE CUZ I OWN!
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When chuck norris falls in water chuck norris doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris!

lol i was going to say that


Chuck norris can drown FISH!!!

[Bountyhunter]

My favorite :

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!"

[Ziku]

Lawl Chuck sucks check this out

[Fallen]

Chuck Norris is always on bottom during s3x, cause Chuck Norris never F**ks up.

Chuck Norris won a starting Contest against Medusa.

Freddy Krugger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Shorty after, they renamed to The Islands.(My favorite.)

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris' blood type is D.O.A

It never rains on Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never sleeps, he waits.

Chuck Norris eats coal and sh*ts diamonds.

The only things that can survive an apocalypses is cockroaches, Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris' Beard.

I have the book:The truth about Chuck Norris 400 facts on the worlds Greatest Human.

Also Go to Google, type "Find Chuck Norris" and click I'm feeling Lucky.

[rifle]

Lawl Chuck sucks check this out

lol don´t you see how faked this is, look a bit harder and you see it.
Chuck Norris would pwn Bruce Lee EVER with his little finger, i think this is a bruce lee video and thats why he must win. Bruce lee isn´t that good fighter, just the first 1who was popular(i thing davy said this sometime)

lol i only new a few german

1.Chuck Norris schläft mit licht, nicht weil Chuck Norris Angst vor der Dunkelheit hat, nein die Dunkelheit hat Angst vor Chuck Norris.
2.Wenn Chuck Norris mit einem Mann schläft liegt das nicht daran das er schwul is, sondern das er alle frauen auf dem planeten schon hatte und das 2mal.
3.Chuck norris schwitz nich beim kacken, die kaka schwitz beim chuck norrisen(my favourite)

i knew many of the jokes which are here, but i think, those are new 1ns

[Bountyhunter]

Bruce Lee invented the light bulb.

[Davy]

LOL what a vid^^