The Italian Virgin

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The Italian Virgin
> > a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very
> > nervous.
> >
> >
> > Her mother reassured her;
> > 'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of
> > you.
> >
> >
> > Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'
> >
> > So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
> > exposed
> > his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama,
> > Tony's got a big hairy chest.'
> >
> > 'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests..
> > Go
> > upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'
> >
> > So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his
> > pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
> > 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'
> > 'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go upstairs
> > and he'll take good care of you.'
> >
> > So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on
> > his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran
> > downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's only got a foot and a half!'
> >
> > Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta.'
> > nervous.
> >
> >
> > Her mother reassured her;
> > 'Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of
> > you.
> >
> >
> > Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta.'
> >
> > So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
> > exposed
> > his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, 'Mama, Mama,
> > Tony's got a big hairy chest.'
> >
> > 'Don't worry, Maria,' says the mother, 'all good men have hairy chests..
> > Go
> > upstairs. He'll take good care of you.'
> >
> > So, up she went again.. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his
> > pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.
> > 'Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!'
> > 'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man Go upstairs
> > and he'll take good care of you.'
> >
> > So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on
> > his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran
> > downstairs. 'Mama, Mama, Tony's only got a foot and a half!'
> >
> > Her Mama said, 'Stay here and stir the pasta.'


Re: The Italian Virgin
nonsense ftw 




Re: The Italian Virgin
Omg I just wasted 3 minutes of my live to read this shit. Thanks for stealing my time, Pricey!

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Re: The Italian Virgin
Is that too subtle for me? I didn't understand the funny thing. 


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Re: The Italian Virgin
Me neither :-SJudge wrote:Is that too subtle for me? I didn't understand the funny thing.
Weird story, wasted my time.
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Re: The Italian Virgin
Lol maybe you have to be english to understand this then
Because every english person found this joke hilarious 
basically judge, the mother thinks its a penis


basically judge, the mother thinks its a penis



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i was quite sure that this was the outcoming but y does she think that? maybe my english is too bad or i just dont get it^^

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Re: The Italian Virgin
Because if he has "a foot and a half" that is also a "measurement", so he has 1.5 foot penis


Re: The Italian Virgin
Lol, I forgot that you guys use foot and not as I always say "meter" and so on.
Well, when I understood that joke, it's pretty funny =)
Well, when I understood that joke, it's pretty funny =)
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Re: The Italian Virgin
ok now i get it i also forgot that you still doesnt use meter^^ThePrice wrote:Because if he has "a foot and a half" that is also a "measurement", so he has 1.5 foot penis

Re: The Italian Virgin
maybe i know she xD


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Re: The Italian Virgin
1.5 Penis....
my Penis is more that 1.5 lol
my Penis is more that 1.5 lol
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