if Chuck Norris would play RepCom^.^

Acer · Post by **Acer** » Tue May 12, 2009 1:25 pm

hey,
I'm sure you know all these chuck norris facts (jokes). Some of them are really funny : )
~~ what about chuck norris RepCom jokes~~
I start with one joke and maybe the next one with another..
IMPORTANT: only your own jokes, means the jokes you invented by yourself.

1. Chuck norris makes the same damage with the snipe as if he would zoom, without zooming.

Post by **Vash** » Tue May 12, 2009 1:59 pm

Chuck Norris can kick and ban people from RepCom servers.

Chuck Norris spams you with one nade.

viva · Post by **viva** » Tue May 12, 2009 2:40 pm

chuck norris can u noob weaps without noobin
chuck norris is even better then vash
chuck norris can put on names with over 30 characters

Post by **Vash** » Tue May 12, 2009 2:59 pm

viva wrote:chuck norris is even better then vash

Lol...

Acer · Post by **Acer** » Tue May 12, 2009 3:19 pm

Chuck Norris needs no respawntime.
Chuck Norris was the first white clone.
Chuck Norris has always full ammo.
Chuck Norris can see through walls.
Chuck Norris never dies.
Chuck Norris got always a Blaster even if he's a trando.
Chuck Norris can play 25 minutes on a server even if the time limit is only 20 minutes.
Chuck Norris is the first and only clan.
Chuck Norris makes RTG by throwing 1 nade.
Chuck Norris is faster then someone with a pistol.
Chuck Norris dosn't need his knife, he uses the roundhousekick.

Post by **Ridley** » Tue May 12, 2009 3:21 pm

If Chuck Norris would play RepCom it would suddenly turn into a good game

Chuck Norris can use the Geonosian Beam in Multiplayer

Numb · Post by **Numb** » Tue May 12, 2009 4:08 pm

Ridley wrote:Chuck Norris can use the Geonosian Beam in Multiplayer

lol. You can use beam on the Mos_Eisley map

Chuck Norris can regenerate 200 bars/sec.

SAMO · Post by **SAMO** » Tue May 12, 2009 4:28 pm

Chuck Norris Kill you with cut at 1 mile.

Post by **Vash** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:21 pm

Chuck Norris kills you, even when he's on another server.

viva · Post by **viva** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:30 pm

chuck norris gets a 40 kill streak
the text that appears is simply
"CHUCK U!"

Post by **Judge** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:30 pm

Chuck Norris can beat Judge.

viva · Post by **viva** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:36 pm

viva wrote: chuck norris is even better then vash

judge he is even better then vash of cause he is better then a lil french twat like u-....

Post by **Judge** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:41 pm

C.N can use centerview.

Acer · Post by **Acer** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:51 pm

While Chuck Norris uses CV he jumps and does still a headshot.
Chuck Norris can take the flag and shoot at the same time.
Chuck Norris had never a CD-bug.
Chuck Norris never crashed.
Chuck Norris is allowed to atk even if it's stop.

Numb · Post by **Numb** » Tue May 12, 2009 8:58 pm

Chuck Norris is able to make a flag run in 1 second

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