Mr. Nokillian's Life

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Mr. Nokillian's Life

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I recently had a talk with Nokill about nerds and girls. The the convo went into some funny shit. (I'm sure he just wants to get in my pants again... but that's not possible)

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]-TX-[•VAsH™: Of course, but that's not the only reason for having a girlfriend.
nokill: having someone to love and hold and be with, someone to make you complete
]-TX-[•VAsH™: You speak outta my core.
nokill: bah! im starting to become a vashy nerd >.<
]-TX-[•VAsH™: Was sounding ridicoulos to me in the past.
]-TX-[•VAsH™: Huh? You're learning from me.
]-TX-[•VAsH™: :-)
nokill: no im not
]-TX-[•VAsH™: Too late to deny.
nokill: you are learning from me
]-TX-[•VAsH™: No, the Nokill-Nerd is going to become someone with a real life. And you can't go for it without me as your teacher.
nokill: i already gone where you will never set foot ya twat!
]-TX-[•VAsH™: Are you dreaming? :-)
nokill: perhaps...
nokill: but your making far to normal comments for this to be a dream
nokill: if i didn't know any better i'd say you where trying to get into me pants again
]-TX-[•VAsH™: Lol nice try. x)
nokill: I'm on to you!
]-TX-[•VAsH™: You want to get in my pants! You want to change the point of view to confuse me!
]-TX-[•VAsH™: But you will fail. I know your plan.
nokill: you know you whant it
]-TX-[•VAsH™: Hell no, why don't you accept it already? I kicked you outta my house and told you to go away forever and now you want me back! Jeez....
]-TX-[•VAsH™: Life goes on man!
nokill: erm... we kicked the baby out...
nokill: and then he set fire to the place... so we both kinda got seperated
]-TX-[•VAsH™: And I kicked you after him. But maybe you felt on your head and forgot it probably.
nokill: you still wub me vashy... and you know it! let me help you get over it already
]-TX-[•VAsH™: Fuck you!! No way.... your help will result in your hand being in some place I won't let you reach anymore! Go away!
nokill: *leaves the room*
]-TX-[•VAsH™: *locks the door*
nokill: *knock knock*
]-TX-[•VAsH™: Go away already!
nokill: but i left me condoms in there...
]-TX-[•VAsH™: *opens the door for a really small hole and throws your condoms after you*
nokill: yay
]-TX-[•VAsH™: There you go! Now leave me alone and never come back
nokill: *hey lady! yea you! wanna fuck?*
nokill: *runs to the nabours*
]-TX-[•VAsH™: *is happy that he reached is aim*
]-TX-[•VAsH™: *throws all the Nokill-shit outta his house on the street*
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LOL :xD:
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Tbh Nokills like 50 years old so if he hasnt gone further than you i'd be pretty shocked :P

Funny convo non-the-less :lmao:
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weirdos
you can´t ban me ":D"
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I knew it, i always knew it!
You two fit very well together, not a joke!
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Ridley wrote:You two fit very well together, not a joke!
That's the past.
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xD nice discussion :D
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Who is Nokill?
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[22:04] ]-TX-[•AquaZ{ZeSgt}: Du brauchst kein teamwork.
[22:04] ]-TX-[•AquaZ{ZeSgt}: Du brauchst ne shotty und ne dunkle ecke.
[22:04] ]-TX-[•AquaZ{ZeSgt}: Das ist alles.
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You don't know the RedCell leader ? :xD:
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Žarbon wrote:Who is Nokill?
Did he app in TX?
HAHA, most epic quote ever :xD:

He's the Redcell (RC) leader :xD:
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Sry, but I see him or his members never playing swrc except Habbe.

I have a reason!-.-
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[22:04] ]-TX-[•AquaZ{ZeSgt}: Du brauchst kein teamwork.
[22:04] ]-TX-[•AquaZ{ZeSgt}: Du brauchst ne shotty und ne dunkle ecke.
[22:04] ]-TX-[•AquaZ{ZeSgt}: Das ist alles.
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I did not know either.
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Well he never wears tags and he never associates himself with the clan.. he just talks on the forums acting like a complete douchebag most of the time
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he is funny
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Zarbon you fail =O
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