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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...

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Lawl.
I wanna go to the seaside nowz...
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The Dead Sea must contain a big amount of whales.
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LOL

well... almost as much as i produce. i produce about 600 gallons of sperm each time.
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Numb wrote:and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
the only thing I'm wondering about is how you know the taste of cum....
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Ridley wrote:
Numb wrote:and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
the only thing I'm wondering about is how you know the taste of cum....
Common mistake. People who have still not had their first ejaculation don't know such things. :D
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Ridley wrote:
Numb wrote:and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
the only thing I'm wondering about is how you know the taste of cum....
cum is sweet.

<Et icam> Ich war letztens im Bio unterricht. Und der lehrer sagte, dass in Sperma zucker enthalten ist.
<Et icam> Und ein mädchen fragte, warum es dann nicht süß schmeckt
<Et icam> Als sie realisiert hatte, was sie da gesagt hat, wurde sie rot wie ne tomate
<Et icam> Dann sagte der Lehrer, dass das daran liegt, dass man süße sachen vorne auf der zunge schmeckt und nicht mit dem hinteren teil in der kehle.
<Et icam> Sie hat angefangen zu heulen und ist aus der klasse gelaufen^^
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I remember one time i drank sea water when i was very young ... I know why i vomit this day :X
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GeniuZ wrote:LOL

well... almost as much as i produce. i produce about 600 gallons of sperm each time.
Ye, out of your mouth, jerk.
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Gr/\phit wrote:
GeniuZ wrote:LOL

well... almost as much as i produce. i produce about 600 gallons of sperm each time.
Ye, out of your mouth, jerk.

no, out of my GIANT COCK
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GeniuZ wrote:
Gr/\phit wrote:
GeniuZ wrote:LOL

well... almost as much as i produce. i produce about 600 gallons of sperm each time.
Ye, out of your mouth, jerk.

no, out of my GIANT COCK
You wish.
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Out of your ass more like..
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fu all, dont make me angry or i gotta swing my cock once and europe will be doooooowwwn
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GeniuZ wrote:fu all, dont make me angry or i gotta swing my cock once and europe will be doooooowwwn
You surely need some "Retardtabletten".
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alright
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Numb wrote:Lets play Capture the Fag: Grace runs around and u gotta catch him!
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