Salt water

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Salt water
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...




Re: Salt water
The Dead Sea must contain a big amount of whales.

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Re: Salt water
LOL
well... almost as much as i produce. i produce about 600 gallons of sperm each time.
well... almost as much as i produce. i produce about 600 gallons of sperm each time.
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Re: Salt water
the only thing I'm wondering about is how you know the taste of cum....Numb wrote:and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
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Re: Salt water
Common mistake. People who have still not had their first ejaculation don't know such things. :DRidley wrote:the only thing I'm wondering about is how you know the taste of cum....Numb wrote:and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
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Re: Salt water
cum is sweet.Ridley wrote:the only thing I'm wondering about is how you know the taste of cum....Numb wrote:and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
<Et icam> Ich war letztens im Bio unterricht. Und der lehrer sagte, dass in Sperma zucker enthalten ist.
<Et icam> Und ein mädchen fragte, warum es dann nicht süß schmeckt
<Et icam> Als sie realisiert hatte, was sie da gesagt hat, wurde sie rot wie ne tomate
<Et icam> Dann sagte der Lehrer, dass das daran liegt, dass man süße sachen vorne auf der zunge schmeckt und nicht mit dem hinteren teil in der kehle.
<Et icam> Sie hat angefangen zu heulen und ist aus der klasse gelaufen^^
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Re: Salt water
I remember one time i drank sea water when i was very young ... I know why i vomit this day :X


Re: Salt water
Ye, out of your mouth, jerk.GeniuZ wrote:LOL
well... almost as much as i produce. i produce about 600 gallons of sperm each time.

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Re: Salt water
Gr/\phit wrote:Ye, out of your mouth, jerk.GeniuZ wrote:LOL
well... almost as much as i produce. i produce about 600 gallons of sperm each time.
no, out of my GIANT COCK
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[16:41] ]-TX-[•»GeniuZ«{BOSS}: give me a sec!Numb wrote:Lets play Capture the Fag: Grace runs around and u gotta catch him!
[16:43] ]-TX-[•nUmb™{OmSMj}: Dude.. Have you got StormSyndrome?
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Re: Salt water
You wish.GeniuZ wrote:Gr/\phit wrote:Ye, out of your mouth, jerk.GeniuZ wrote:LOL
well... almost as much as i produce. i produce about 600 gallons of sperm each time.
no, out of my GIANT COCK

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Re: Salt water
fu all, dont make me angry or i gotta swing my cock once and europe will be doooooowwwn
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[16:43] ]-TX-[•nUmb™{OmSMj}: Dude.. Have you got StormSyndrome?
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[16:41] ]-TX-[•»GeniuZ«{BOSS}: give me a sec!Numb wrote:Lets play Capture the Fag: Grace runs around and u gotta catch him!
[16:43] ]-TX-[•nUmb™{OmSMj}: Dude.. Have you got StormSyndrome?
Storm: Das ist kein Flaming, das ist Beleidigen du Hurensohn

Re: Salt water
You surely need some "Retardtabletten".GeniuZ wrote:fu all, dont make me angry or i gotta swing my cock once and europe will be doooooowwwn

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Re: Salt water
alright
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[16:43] ]-TX-[•nUmb™{OmSMj}: Dude.. Have you got StormSyndrome?
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[16:41] ]-TX-[•»GeniuZ«{BOSS}: give me a sec!Numb wrote:Lets play Capture the Fag: Grace runs around and u gotta catch him!
[16:43] ]-TX-[•nUmb™{OmSMj}: Dude.. Have you got StormSyndrome?
Storm: Das ist kein Flaming, das ist Beleidigen du Hurensohn







